dialogue with an unborn child...

° Mommy, Mommy, get up! Daddy's coming home!! (kicking')
*I know, Sweety, but it's 5am… (turns)
° So?! (kick-kick)
* Mommy wants to sleep a wee bit more… (nausea)
°Aren't you hungry then?! Don't you have to pee? (kick)
*sigh - well… yeah, but… (sigh again)
° So get up then!! (kick-kick-turn-swoosh)
*sigh…hummmppppf (crawling out of bed)
°Well done Mom, now do your thing so I can go back to sleep (silence)
* 8/
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